Welcome to the mind of a maniac

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

spookyarms:

they took the children
they took everything

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

digg:

Watch the Queen of England age through bank notes.

And I am bored to death with it. Bored to death with this place, bored to death with my life, bored to death with myself.
Charles Dickens  (via closedforprayer)
I was not trying to be shocking, or to be a pioneer. I wasn’t trying to change society, or to be ahead of my time. I didn’t think of myself as liberated, and I don’t believe that I did anything important. I was just myself. I didn’t know any other way to be, or any other way to live. ~ Bettie Page