Welcome to the mind of a maniac

patriciaboyd:

in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

huskdawgzilla:

you’re hired

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

unclefather:

dink-182:

burninggreen:

mama-marley:

thebestpartofthetrip:

im done

Omfg

Snorting the marijuanas

omg

this is how becky died…

unclefather:

dink-182:

burninggreen:

mama-marley:

thebestpartofthetrip:

im done

Omfg

Snorting the marijuanas

omg

this is how becky died…

ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

I don’t owe people anything, and I don’t have to talk to them any more than I feel I need to.
Ned Vizzini, It’s Kind of a Funny Story (via mohalaby)